The Bachelor

So apparently People magazine has named this year's American Idol, Taylor Hicks, as their "Hottest Bachelor." Here's a scary picture from the photoshoot of TH surrounded by what appear to be sixteen year old groupies. To which my reaction was: WTF and ROTFL. I guess they wanted to try something different. Me, I'll be passing on this particular issue and waiting for them to do an Orlando Bloom with beautiful cheekbones cover because I am shallow. ;)

Anyway, the whole bachelor thing just reminded me of this really funny skit I read a while back, written by Jude at the Clackhouse, which cast Clay Aiken as the celebrity bachelor and his various internet fans as his dates. Here's the link for those who want to revisit for a good laugh: Celebrity Bachelor by Jude.

Tags: Taylor Hicks, bachelor, Orlando Bloom, Clay Aiken, skit